Thank you for visiting. Unfortunately, I may not be here often as I am often occupied in assisting L. However, I encourage you to make yourself comfortable. What sort of host would I be if I didn't offer you comfort?
If there is anything that I may assist you with, please ask. The fastest means of contacting me would be via email or perhaps the instant messenger of your choice, of course. If I am not available, you may contact i_genius. Although, L is awfully busy with the cases he chooses. If it is an emergency, please leave a message marked urgent and try again.